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Condolences to Gordon Ramsay, whose penis was stung by a jellyfish
Yes, Gordon Ramsay fixes kitchen nightmares, but he had much worse luck when a beachgoer's nightmare came along.
A jellyfish reportedly stung the TV chef on the penis while Ramsey was on the Italian island of Sardinia with his family.
"F*cking hell, it hurt," he told the Daily Star.
Perhaps most tragically, Ramsay wasn't even able to urinate on his wound due to its unfortunate placement (that homeopathic cure, contrary to popular myth, probably isn't the best idea anyway). All's well that ends well, right?
We are very sorry this happened, Gordon Ramsay. If you need someone to talk to, we suggest the man whose penis was bitten by a spider while he used the bathroom -- two separate times.
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